Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog! Do you know what the object in this picture is?
Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will each win a T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?
Check for more clues at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!
Update: the pictured item is a Civil War Tourniquet. The first correct answer came from Anker, who wins a t-shirt! The funniest answer came from amanderpanderer, who explained that this is, "A epithelial and parietal flange ratchet for a ophthalmic socket tightener necessitated by autonomous sternutation (It goes on your head and holds yer eyeballs in when you sneeze.)" So she wins a t-shirt, too! Find out what all the other mystery items are at the What Is It? blog.
Paddle Faster - I Hear Banjo Music XL
Exterminate Me XL
I'm talking, you should be taking notes, men's M dark grey
Schrodingers Cat Wanted, xl
Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Ladies, Medium
Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Unisex md
Chocolate
One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found
(It goes on your head and holds yer eyeballs in when you sneeze.)
National Sarcasm Society, Red, XL
Unpredictable swing voter Ladies Med.
Powered by Caffeine XL
wrap strap around head, putting the screw on
your nose; twist until you can see no more.
schrodinger's cat wanted dead and or alive
large
Where's Higgs Boson? XL
Powered by Caffeine mens large ash grey
This is an actual Getalong Hitch Adjusting Device.
XL Twaggies Logo
overate,xl,grey
Master of my Domain Name, Navy 2XL
*Uncle Ben's Semiautomatic Rice Machine Pistol
overate,xl,grey
-Battle damage t-shirt, Ash grey , M, please
Thanks
The Tin Man was lacking more than a heart, if you know what I mean . . .
Pluto: Proof That Size Matters
Navy, 2XL please.
Lesser of two Weevils, biggest size you got...
Beer will change the world, XXL... or XXXL if you can swing it!
Please donate to a local animal rescue.
PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
T Shirt Tan XL"Relish Today, Ketchup Tommorow"
X-Large, Navy, Hippo Potty Mouth
X-Large Navy, Hippo potty mouth
X-Large, Navy, Hippo Potty Mouth.
Chemists do it on a table XXL light blue
Inside Every Older Person XL
Sandpooper XL
The Lesser of the Two Weevils, 2X ash grey
overate,xl,grey
Neatoramabot xl blue
a civil war aera? medical device for stopping a blood flow...
Never Grow Up navy size m ladie’s fit
Paddle faster I hear banjos XL
Craig Clayton