Have you ever heard of the Naked Cowboy?
He's the street performer who has become famous for singing songs in New York's Times Square wearing next to nothing.
Well, his gimmick has met with opposition in the form of the Naked Indian, a man who has decided to battle NC for the right to perform on the naked streets of New York.
It's like a grown up version of cowboys and indians, only much lamer and with less imagination.
Maybe they'll both be taken out by a mysterious Naked Buffalo!
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