This collection of unlikely Batman quotes are brought to you by Chicago's own Octavarius, a group of folks known for bringing the funny.
You're unlikely to hear Batman say any of these lines in the new Dark Knight movie, so you'll just have to imagine how much better the film would be if he talked about Tumblr, hated on Pez dispensers and sang I Swear by All 4 One!
(NSFW due to language)
--via TDW