A theft of potato chips in Saanich, British Columbia, got a press conference and some serious TV news coverage. However, Police Sergeant Jantzen understandably had a hard time keeping a straight face. -via The Daily What
"Entering" maybe, but "breaking" is a stretch if the garage door was already open. The chips were an attractive nuisance, a tasty salty attractive nuisance.
This is why only idiots watch the 'Lame Stream News Media'. The crime here is ignoring real issues and reporting this garbage as news..... 'should have a house phone...' - Really?
Lighten up, this was a fun newscast some months back on a local Victoria BC channel. No sex, gore or massacre! And yes the world is falling apart but lets still see and enjoy humour. I went to bed smiling that night instead of feeling weighed down by the events of the day. And Don, I'm not an idiot, despite what my son may have told you!
Surprisingly, this is not the first time police has followed the trails of chips.