Have you ever wondered why the Kool-Aid Man is so happy to dispense the drink that makes up most of his body to children around the world?
It's because he is secretly a vampire who forces kids to drink his blood so he can add them to the ranks of his Tropical Punch flavored army of the undead.
Either that or he's just a big ol' sicko with a painted on smile! Oooooh Yeah!
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LOL I purposely avoided referencing any religious icons for the sake of avoiding any arguments.
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Commentary sounds pretty close to a certain religious figure who also likes everyone to drink his blood =D
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