If you love wannabe bluemen who are also nevernudes, then you'll certainly want to cuddle up with this adorable Tobias toy when you go off to bed at night. It was created by Michelle Coffee of Deadly Sweet, but don't expect to buy your own over at Etsy as it was actually created for an art show.
He's even got the analrapist business card! Genius.
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