Fossilized Copulating Turtle Couple Discovered In Germany

Cool Story Brah.Haha, Lol someones getting a lil defensive here. You mad? Scientific theory > Magic spells.

Cool story brah! I'm glad you know of plate tectonics! You can probably tell me why there's worldwide evidence of flooding now. Oh, theory must mean "inarguable proven truth to you". GJ brah!!!!1

I'm LOLing at "lol", who's either a troll or obviously has never taken a basic science course and definitely not a college-level geology course. Otherwise he/she would know that "theory" does not mean "wild-ass guess" in the world of science. Also, the term isn't "continental drift" anymore. The new hotness is "plate techtonics" and there's plenty of hard, scientific evidence for it. In fact, plate techtonics is happening right now all over the world and is being measured documented.

"Creation Scientists" on the other hand? Those folks just make up stories to fit their mythology.

Proof that turtles take FOREVER to do ANYTHING.

http://www.totallytortoise.com/tortoise-jokes.html

HUGE LOL @ "no evidence" in fact there's worldwide evidence of gigantic floods. Go take a Geology course B. And if you know anything about geology you'll realize all they do is make up a story about what they're really seeing. Even in this day and age, that's really about the extent of science that takes place. And in all fairness that's about all they can do. Heck, continental drift is still a theory.

Ew! You can see its bone!

Umm no. Turtle orgy happened 47 Million years ago (evidence in picture)/ mythological flood referenced in multiple cult beliefs - supposed to have happened several thousand years ago - no evidence. Just no.

Evolutionists say fossils are formed when dead animals are slowly covered in silt which then becomes sedimentary rock. Sorry, but six mating pairs of turtles weren't all dead. They may be slow, but not that slow. They were surprised by a thick wave of mud. Sounds like evidence of Noah's flood to me!

How is a blonde like a turtle? Once she is on her back, she's screwed.

don't have a joke, but if i did the punchline would be "very slowly"

Faster! Faster! ....Oh, wait, we're turtles... Never mind.

There. No. Almost. Sorry it's taking so long.

Earliest known instance of coitus interruptus

No jokes, but turtles / tortoises are very horny little buggers. Seems like half the time I see them they're making baby turtles. Hell, I even saw one at one time that had put food on the back of the bottom turtle's shell so he could get a snack while having sex.