Restaurant Delivers Dirty Cookware to Help You Pretend You Cooked - Neatorama

Countless of people who can't cook have been busted for trying to pass a restaurant-delivered meal for home-cooked meals. The tell-tale sign? No dirty pots and pans.

Well, no more. UK food delivery company Housebites is there to help: for an extra £5, it will also deliver dirty cookware to help you pretend that you cooked the meal!

Death and Taxes Mag has the story: Link

Didn't Roz try this in "Frazier"?

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That's just pathetic.

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Or alternatively, *gasp*, learn how to cook?!

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Yea, wouldn't it be better to stop lying?

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What happens when she buys it and wants to cook a meal together on the second date? Wasn't there a Brady Bunch episode like that?

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Wouldn't it be easier to just not try to pass off restaurant food as homemade? I've used a home waiter service before for home parties and had no problem letting people know I catered in. This was good enough for the people I would want to spend time with.

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The assumption being you have no pots and pans of your own to wash up and leave in the dish rack for that 'clean-as-you-go' look of a competent cook? For the aroma, you could just microwave and take the lid off the dishes.

Seems to me like getting rid of the tattletale take-out boxes, and fielding questions about the recipe and cooking methods would be a little more challenging than staging.

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