Mmmmm...Vending Machine Pizza

Who needs food to be cooked by people? With the Let's Pizza vending machine, you can have pizza made from scratch in only 2 and a half minutes. While it might not be that great compared to restaurant pizzas, it would be amazing to run into this thing when you're drunk and all the pizza places are already closed.

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If you are drunk and all the Pizza Places are closed, you shouldn't be EATING.

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Pretty sure the carton pizza box from the filthiest pizza restaurant in the world with some peperonnis and tomato sauce on is better than this stuff.

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I've seen vending machines with Kosher hot dogs. Never tried one but I watched someone else buy one. Half the fun is watching the machine cook it and drop the hotdog onto the little shaped paper plate.

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Rarely is the advertised product in a promo picture so obviously exactly how it looks like in real life, and consequently, so unappealing as here. It seems they didn't even try to make it look edible. Okay, guess they relied on other parts of the picture drawing most of the attention.
Also, Detroit Mac, have you never had the 4 AM drunken pizza/hamburger/kebab? That's the only right way to end a night out.