Think you got bad neighbors? They're probably not as bad as these bunch, as listed by our pal Oddee in their article 7 of the Worst Neighbors Ever: Link
And if you're curious, the Paris woman trapped for 20 days in the bathroom was from a BBC news article back in 2010.
Seven old ladies locked in a lavat’ry.
There were there from Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
(..._ _ _ ...), or dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot.
Maybe if the lady had been banging this, she might've been discovered sooner than 20 days. I was taught in the Boy Scouts to blow my whistle in that pattern if I was lost, too.