Photo: U.S. Border Patrol
An enterprising human smuggler tried to use a phony UPS van to make a special delivery to the United States: 13 illegal immigrants from Mexico.
What can Brown do for you? Apparently not human smuggling as the scheme was foiled by U.S. Border Patrol:
The van looked like a legitimate United Parcel Service Inc. delivery vehicle, except the company decal on the back door was slightly crooked. [..] Migrants told authorities they had agreed to pay between $5,000 and $8,000 each to be smuggled into the United States, according to the criminal complaint.
Well, at least being stuffed inside a UPS van beats being stuffed into a van's seat!
Previously on Neatorama: 10 Weird Items People Tried to Smuggle