A Little Sympathy for the October 23rd Birthday - Neatorama

Which birthday is the best? A chart being passed around on the internet appears to target October 23rd as the worst. What kind of adventures are in store for your birthday? Link -via Buzzfeed

Stand aside. I have to host a TV show with Justin Bieber. WTF!

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Woohoo Puck/Pac-Man!

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I am so sick of stupid Chuck Norris jokes that were never funny in the first place.

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July 14th.... Oh dear, kill me now!

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@dlauthor

Nope. Replace population with Jackie Chan...
um... Jackie... Chan wins?

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Feb. 7th....not looking forward to a commitment with Voldemort, Harry Potter had to deal with a similar "until death do us part" situation and that seemed to be a hassle.

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Aug. 7 here. I get to sword fight with Voldemort.

Bring it.

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Stuck on an island with edward cullen....

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My birthday actually is the 23rd October. I'm scared now.

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December 5th, replace the human population with Lady Gaga! We're doomed.

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Start a band with Jackie Chan.

I WIN.

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Stuck on an Island with Bieber is one thing - I'd be handcuffed to the bugger!

Just let me write a ahiort goodbye letter here...

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Creating clones of werewolves seems a tad difficult to me!

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i'll sword fight mickey mouse any day. i know he used to be crafty but have you seen him lately?. besides hes a mouse so if he is getting the better of me i could just stomp him.

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Im married to Yoshi! At least ill never have to buy eggs.

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March 16 would probably drive me to suicide.

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Mine is May 5th... Blech

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I'd have to disagree, June 22 would be much worse. And the best would be if Chuck Norris were mortal enemies with Justin!

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