Zookeeper Licked Constipated Monkey's Butt

The next time you've got constipation, think of this story:

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

Now that's dedication! Link - via Arbroath

well, ill be a monkeys uncle..

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I bet the monkey was playing'em ! Probably had a bet with a Chimp, "I bet I can make him give me a rim job"

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I wonder what Chief Monkey Licker pays?
Maybe peanuts, but at least it's all you can eat.

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That's disgusting. He could just as easily have wiped the monkey's backside with a damp washcloth or something similar. No need to use his tongue. Is this for real? If so, the man needs to see a shrink.

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haha...G.R.I.D.

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Ew!

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meant to say:

I don't THINK this falls into the Neat part of Neatorama...

hurrDurrhurr

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I don't like this falls into the Neat part of Neatorama.

Do not like.

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That monkey must be from the Pacific Rim.

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John Farrier for the win on that one...
i've had to go 'above & beyond' a few
times because of those 5 words. never quite
that far though, thankfully.

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Well, at least the monkey, I believe, thought it was kind of neat and might try shallowing a whole peanut again.

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All that, just for a single peanut?
Man, what would he do if the monkey swallowed a whole can of Planter's??

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Sylvia....agreed. I could have done without.

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And I thought MY job licked monkey butt.

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Uhm.. ok?

Did someone just hijack Neatorama?

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"...and other duties as assigned."

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And... this is how HIV came about.

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