You already smell like a library. Now, thanks to the coffee company Intelligensia Coffee, you can taste a librarian without getting slapped:
Another flavored offered by the company is "Honey Badger." It's a bit more vigorous.
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The Librarian's Blend is named for that person who always told you to keep quiet when you were studying. This blend is representative of the soul of the librarian: steady, reassuring, and always there with that slight edge of eccentricity. It has a bold base with a bit of sparkle. Here's to good reading.
Another flavored offered by the company is "Honey Badger." It's a bit more vigorous.
Link -via Annoyed Librarian | Image: Unshelved