It's warm like a human hand, registers grip force, and will be programmed "to harass their colleagues with a constant stream of formal greetings".
I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't really matter either way, because this device looks like the beginning of a strange new world of online arm wrestling matches and *ahem* safe virtual encounters.
Just don't ask this thing to wash your windows, or you will see a strike sign appear in it's hand faster than you can say Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
--via Engadget