If you're hesitant to see the new Lorax movie because you worry it will completely compromise the integrity of the book, well, you're probably right. But just in case you thought Dr. Seuss books couldn't get any worse, io9 has a great series of fake titles that show just how bad things could get without too much more effort.
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The Lorax in the book is ineffective and runs away when he's needed most. They can't ruin the book for me. http://nathanrudy.com/?p=541
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