Let's face it, most Presidents end up being somebody's puppet soon after they're elected into office, so why don't we just elect a puppet outright?
Marvin E. Quasniki, Nerdist.com's candidate for President of these United States of America, seems like a great choice with a realistic American dream-lower your expectations, wallow in mediocrity, and be glad that your family members aren't running around hungry for brains!
Join Marvin, and his adorably lazy bulldog, for a good old fashioned fireside chat-for Freedom.
--via Nerdist