This amazing anti-theft security case was designed to make a bad guy's life a living hell if he decides to pull a snatch and run. Complete with long telescoping rods that encumber movement, a blaring alarm sound and a handle that crushes the criminal's hand and prevents them from letting go, it looks like any other case until the device is triggered then BLAMMO, it's go go gadget briefcase and bye bye bad guy! Perfect for the international super spy who is also a big fan of practical jokes.
--via Geeks Are Sexy
What you don't want to happen is: Thief snatches case, all hell breaks loose, thief tries to drop case and discovers he is trapped, thief shoots victim.