ASUS Computer Warranty Voided if Your Computer Is Damaged During a Space Invasion

I have bad news for you. You're not getting a free new monitor from ASUS. That company's lawyers cleverly phrased the warranty to make it useless to most customers:

Exclusions from your ASUS Warranty Extension Program including the WEP On-Site NBD Limited Hardware Warranty Service

• There is damage caused by natural disaster, intentional or unintentional misuse, acts of war, space invasions, abuse, neglect, improper maintenance, or use under abnormal conditions

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