The Horizontal Shower



The main disadvantage to getting up in the morning is compelling your body to move from a horizontal position to a vertical position. This experience has been vastly overrated and is avoided by all right-thinking people. Here's a breakthrough design by the home design firm Dornbracht that reduces, but not eliminates, this problem. The next necessary development is a machine that moves you from the bed to the shower (and then back to bed) without any personal effort. What do you think? Would you like to use a horizontal shower?

Content warning: nudity at both links.

Link -via Gizmodo | Photo: Dornbracht

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"The grave is now surrounded by a movie theater parking lot"

It's bad enough that her captain never showed up, but now she has to watch "Beverly Hills Chiuaua".

God hates us.
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There's a tiny cemetery (4 graves or so) in the parking lot of the Regal Cinemas in Middleburg Heights, OH. I didn't know this was such a common practice/problem.
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