Wedding Speeches - Neatorama

Now that you know what is expected of you, you'll be able to prepare that little talk for your friend's upcoming wedding. Another gem from The Doghouse Diaries. Link -via Blame It On The Voices

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@RD: These are modern times, I'm sure you can be a Best Woman or something. Just insult the bride to your heart's delight, it'll be fine.

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I attended the 25th anniversary of a friend of my wife. The best man was not there and my wife "volunteered" me to give a toast. Nothing beats getting up and spewing an off the cuff toast to two people I had never met.
Did I say I was good at bullshit?

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marcus the last thing i want to see is mike open, particularly at night. What kind of weddings do you go to and who is this perverse mike person?

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Man... I have to cry? Being a Maid of Honor sucks.

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The current trend seems to be to make every wedding "open mike night" for anyone who wants to make a speech. A simple toast is what is needed, not the life story of the speaker. Just try to wrestle the mike out of the hands of the sorority sister/frat brother who has about three shots and a beer in her/him.

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