The Darth Vader burger is black, so it makes sense that the Chewbacca burger is hairy. It may be unpleasant to eat, but it's important that we stick to a faithful presentation of the Star Wars franchise.
"the [...] burger is hairy. It may be unpleasant to eat, but"... Unpleasant? Why, not at all. There's lots of us that enjoy munchin' a fur-burger. Yeah, I said it... *heh,heh*
Unpleasant? Why, not at all. There's lots of us that enjoy munchin' a fur-burger.
Yeah, I said it... *heh,heh*