And they would know, wouldn't they? In 2009, a man found a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew and sued the company. The company argued that the claim is impossible, as no mouse corpse could have survived the corrosive effects of that drink:
Under this argument, if there had been a mouse corpse in the can of Mountain Dew that you're holding right now, you'd never know.
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An Illinois man sued Pepsi in 2009 after he claims he "spat out the soda to reveal a dead mouse," the Madison County Record reports. He claims he sent the mouse to Pepsi, which then "destroyed" the remains after he allowed them to test it, according to his complaint. Most shudder-worthy, however, is that Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record. (It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi, adds LegalNewsline.) This seems like a winning-the-battle-while-surrendering-the-war kind of strategy that hinges on winning the argument that "our product is essentially a can of battery acid."
Under this argument, if there had been a mouse corpse in the can of Mountain Dew that you're holding right now, you'd never know.
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Beer, now... Beer is good for you! Seriously.
I had once left an open can of mountain dew in a metal shop. It had been forgotten for maybe a month. When I returned to the shop, there was no odor. I saw the can and picked it up to toss it in the trash... The jostling of the can somehow released the foul stench.
I tripped on a power cord and the can dropped and spilled the nasty jelly slime. All that remained to indicate that there was a mouse, was a few bones and fur.
Mountain Dew or a dead mouse.
I think I will skip both.
Only if you can distinguish it from the Mountain Dew.
Meanwhile, I still have ALL my coffee-stained teeth.