Fark's Headline of The Year Contest

The best thing about Fark is definitely its headlines, which is why the site's Headline of the Year contest is so darn fun -especially the one in the Geek tab.

While you can click over to the site to find your own favorite and to see the winner, I personally like "Gene fights cancer, but also causes cancer. What the hell is your problem, Gene?"

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I'm a total sucker for a bad pun - so my vote would have to go to: "Bone fragment believed to be from Amelia Earhart discovered on remote Pacific Island. However, some don't think it's her atoll"
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Oh, and my fave: "I don't like vats full of caustic lye. You paper-makers can't deny: When a guy falls down through an unsupported place into concentrated base, he gets stung"
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