The Life of the Party

I would RATHER do this at parties!

I do that at most parties. :-) The animals are far more attentive and better conversationalists.

I don't think so

Yep, that's me at any function. If there's an animal around, that's where I'll be.
I am NOT a social butterfly.

So what would happen if there was an entire party that consists of only people that would rather hang out with the animals.....would they all fight for Fido's attention? What if there were no animals present at all.....??? Would the "animal lovers" get to talking to each other, or make excuses and leave?

I feel an experiment coming on....

Hey everyone! Party at mrspremise's house!

What? The animal will be standing with all
the humans when you start strip dancing on the
dining room table..no solidarity there.
Why do you wallflowers act like talking to
someone you don't know is akin to eating glass?
Jeez. Miss C, Mrspremise, LisaL, hello. My name is
William Powell. How are the three of you this
evening?
Great! How do you know the host(ess)?
See? That wasn't that hard.
imma gonna go all old man and blame these
damn computers for ruining what's left of
face to face social contact. Discuss.