Any size hot dog can be a bun-length hot dog when you spiral-cut them! Instructables member dreamberry shows us how, using a drill bit and a knife. Commenters suggested using a bamboo skewer instead of a drill bit, so you can boil, grill, or deep-fry the dog in no time. Link -via Laughing Squid
PS: Once you master the technique, you'll want to try the double-spiral cut. Link
His Rhodes scholarship attendance is about himself, his attendance at "The Game" is about responsibility to others.
Could not be forced at gun point to give a tuppeny f*ck about American football by the way.