Sadly it's not a clever Dominion plot to weaken the spirits of the inhabitants of Cardassia Prime. A fan of Star Trek actor George Takei actually sent him this clever parody, inspired by a meld of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine with a certain Terran celebrity famous for her long and lasting marriage.
i've been thinking about this forever
kind of actually want to buy a shirt for the first time
although the coloration is a little odd