Let's say that you ride a city bus, and you'd like to get more personal attention. Wear boots, a utilikilt, these claws, and nothing else. Watch all eyes turn on you. Instructables user Jonathan Elwell doesn't say outright that that's what these are for, but it seems to be an obvious application.
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What's with the cigar?