NeatoShop Contest: Create a Neatorama Bingo Card!



The author of The Fluffpo loves to make fun of the variously loved or loathed Huffington Post, and so made this funny bingo card for readers to play as they read that blog. Presumably the winner gets one of those high-paying writing gigs at the Post.

But winners of this contest will get t-shirts. We're going to create a bingo card with twenty-four squares (they'll be one free space in the center) that people can play while reading Neatorama. What should we write in the squares? You tell us!

Place your submission in the comment section below. Write only one per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. In five days, we'll choose twenty-four entries for our card and show you the results so that you can start playing right away.

Among those twenty-four entries, we'll randomly select two winners who will get t-shirts from the NeatoShop. Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don’t include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay?

Now, off to the comments with you!

Link -via Boing Boing

Update: The contest is over, the card is ready, and you can see the results here. Congratulations to our two t-shirt winners!

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i just made one

http://i41.tinypic.com/hx3y14.jpg

honestly i get tired of a lot of these things (specifically star wars, dr. who, cthulhu, steam punk)

i could have been a lot more mean though by including the following categories

- a misspelling in a title
- an over simplification of a scientific concept
- a dan meth comic that is horribly inaccurate
- something that alludes to 4chan either misunderstanding or unknowingly

love you guys <3
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Ooh, thank you Zeon Santos for reminding me ... re-imagined movie posters!

[Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive size L : theoretically I have both won and not won this shirt!]
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Something about fox news:

The newest food pyramid for zombies. From the top:

sweet- brains
Fresh-plucked brains
Ripened-brains
Curdled-brains
organic-brains

Brains:What's in your wallet?

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Article written by celebrity:
"Kim Kardashian's Marriage self-help book"
Rules for living happily ever-after.

Forward by Courtney Stodden

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