The author of The Fluffpo loves to make fun of the variously loved or loathed Huffington Post, and so made this funny bingo card for readers to play as they read that blog. Presumably the winner gets one of those high-paying writing gigs at the Post.
But winners of this contest will get t-shirts. We're going to create a bingo card with twenty-four squares (they'll be one free space in the center) that people can play while reading Neatorama. What should we write in the squares? You tell us!
Place your submission in the comment section below. Write only one per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. In five days, we'll choose twenty-four entries for our card and show you the results so that you can start playing right away.
Among those twenty-four entries, we'll randomly select two winners who will get t-shirts from the NeatoShop. Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don’t include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay?
Now, off to the comments with you!
Link -via Boing Boing
Update: The contest is over, the card is ready, and you can see the results here. Congratulations to our two t-shirt winners!
Cleopatra XL
Cleopatra XL
Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive M
Smarter than the average bear, White, 2XL
Thanks!
All your base (chemistry), white, 2XL
Smarter than the average bear, White, 2XL
Mmmm Pi 2x
Mmmm Pi 2x
Mmmm Pi 2x
Mmmm Pi 2x
bug or feature, XXL
Remember to leave your t-shirt selection.
pink freud mens large
pink freud mens large
Kitten develops new "K-pad" that outperforms I-Pad and comes with string!!!! Video included.
pink freud mens large
MMM..Pi, Serene Green
MMM...Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
Lovers Unite, M.
MMM....PI, Serene Green, Ladies L
"I Heart Robots", size women's medium
MMM.....PI, Serene Green Ladies L
MMM......Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
MMM.......Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
MMM........Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Rock-Paper-Scissors-Bomb in ash grey XXL
Mmmm Pi 2x
Love Guns, ash grey, women's L
MMM........Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
Brainier than the Average Bear, Ladies Fit T, 2XL, Natural
Brainier than the average bear, White, 2XL
I survived the Hadron Collider ~ XL
"Some days you're the pigeon" shirt.
Hip Hip Array - S any color
MMM..........Pi, Ladies L, Serene Green
Bloody Heart size M
Bloody Heart size M
Record Lover size M
Record Lover size M
Look out shroedinger's cat - lrg blk, thanks.
http://i41.tinypic.com/hx3y14.jpg
honestly i get tired of a lot of these things (specifically star wars, dr. who, cthulhu, steam punk)
i could have been a lot more mean though by including the following categories
- a misspelling in a title
- an over simplification of a scientific concept
- a dan meth comic that is horribly inaccurate
- something that alludes to 4chan either misunderstanding or unknowingly
love you guys <3
[Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive size L : theoretically I have both won and not won this shirt!]
Brainier than the average bear, White, 2XL
MMM..........Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
MMM...........Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
MMM............Pi, Serene Green, Ladies L
The newest food pyramid for zombies. From the top:
sweet- brains
Fresh-plucked brains
Ripened-brains
Curdled-brains
organic-brains
Brains:What's in your wallet?
I survived the Hadron Collider mens large
"Kim Kardashian's Marriage self-help book"
Rules for living happily ever-after.
Forward by Courtney Stodden
Family schmamily mens large
mootual attraction ladies M
lone wolf ladies M