Wedded Bliss - Neatorama

redditor shifty35 spotted this picture frame at a Target. Should I mention where? No, I really shouldn't.

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I really, really, like my cousin. Enough to get her this wedding frame. Maybe with the picture of me and her at the family camp that day we went swimming and it was really cold....I love that picture. I have several copies.

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I looked. It wasn't Kentucky.

Although that's what I was expecting. I know people whose family trees do not fork.

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So should I get this frame for my cousin that I secretly have a crush on and want to fark? Would that be a subtle way for me to let her know or should I just come right out and ask her?

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Their family trees don't fork? So their mother and father are the same person? That IS weird. Almost as weird as your family tree that looks like a wreath... huh, the more you know.

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I did a married second cousin once removed, am I going to h e double toothpicks?

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Selling like hotcakes in Shelbyville!

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F.D.R. and Eleanor were First Cousins.

Albert Einstein married his First Cousin.

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I know a Bluth that might enjoy this.

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Nothin' beats lovin' like lovin' your cousin!!!

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It makes family reunions easier to arrange.

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Nice. Love Can Take You To New Heights.
http://goo.gl/rh2QC

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