You can spray a coat of gold (or silver, or red, or blue) on your food, and still eat it! Each can of this tasteless color coating will cost you €24,80, but hey, that covers shipping, too. Link -via Buzzfeed
Well, strictly speaking, you can eat regular spray paint, too.
"Eat our shiny stuff and nothing bad will happen."
Didn't someone famous, or perhaps divine, write a story about this once before?