Strange Shop Sign

I also think 15,000 feet is korrecteven without oxygen supply...

Better pack your own parachute just to prevent and problems...

Finally, flying though the air and alcohol is never a good combination...

I've jumped from 1300 feet. Free fall!?!
not likely, and certainly not drinking sherry.

I hope that's 15,000 not 1,500 1,500 is a very very short distance

Kind of amusing, but I always wonder about people who think that it's good sense to close for a week and worse still advertise that they are doing so.

Firstly from a business point of view, a customer lost once is generally speaking a customer lost forever. Get somebody to mind the shop.

Secondly from a security point of view. Would you put a sign on the door of your house advertising that you will be away for a week? You may as well just put a sign up saying "rob me!"