Question: How do you summarize 10 pages and 1 figure of high energy physics?
Answer: Very well, thank you.
Here's the best abstract of a science paper I've ever read (and, having studied biochemistry in college and grad school, boy have I read a lot of science papers): http://www.eprintweb.org/S/article/hep-ph/1110.2832 - via reddit
Its from arXiv, there is no publisher as it is usually a dump for pre-published papers (also a good way to get feedback before publishing):
http://arxiv.org/abs/1110.2832
I love it though!