Before your little tyke rolls his first insanity check, he needs to know what he's getting into. Thankfully, Dr. Seuss (or deviantART user DrFaustusAU) made a shortened version of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu" for younger minds.
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That I never could spell if I stopped with the Z
I'm telling you this because you're one of my friends
My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends."