Are CliffsNotes (well, it ws Cliff's Notes when I was in school) still too long for you?
Then you need this: RinkWorks' Book-A-Minute website where you can catch up on all the classic literature you've been meaning to read. For example:
The Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Holden Caulfield: “Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I’m a stupid jerk.”Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Mr. Darcy: "Nothing is good enough for me."
Ms. Elizabeth Bennet: "I could never marry that proud man."
(They change their minds.)
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Previously on Neatorama: Movie-A-Minute (by the same people)
What "swear curse swear" is he talking about? "goddamn" and "crumby"? Holden goes so far as to ERASE the only "bad" word in the entire book!
Also: In Of Mice and Men, George did not shoot Lennie's dog. Nobody shot Lennie's dog. Book a Minute could of at least read the CliffNotes.