Maybe I just have a dirty, dirty mind, but I can't think of what the "correct" answer could be. Hedwig? Surely not, Wand? Nah, I mean, all the gals at Hogwarts had their own wand, right? so that's not it. Come on, someone help me!
Harry's 11 inch pianist was cut out of the books for the movies; I can't believe they cut out all those dank bar scenes, it really changed the flavor of the story.
As a kid about 8-10 years old, I remember one of my friends discovering a Trivial Pursuit card with the following question: "A man with diphallic terata has two what?" The answer made us giggle endlessly. And I still remember the term 25 years later!
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