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A passenger on a Delta flight from Madison, Wisconsin to Atlanta, Georgia posted a video to CNN of a flying creature in the passenger section. The plane was diverted back to Madison, where the passengers were rebooked. A Delta spokesman said the plane was searched, but they never found the animal. The plane then was returned to service. Link -via Arbroath
Two things:
1) It was a bat. A simple, harmless bat. If you think it would've attacked you, you've been watching WAY too many movies. Damn thing just wanted away from all the mouth-breathers it was flying over.
2) Since we've (they) decided to barricade the pilots into the almighty tomb (known as a cockpit to you and me), there is no way in HELL the bat would've actually caused ANY hindrance to the pilots which would jeopardize the safety of the passengers.
Someone MUST be held accountable for such decisions. Just because they are "in charge" does not mean they make the best decisions. I would've insisted local law enforcement and local airline executives or representatives meet us at the terminal when we land so we could've discussed responsibility and how to best rectify the matter.
In other words, someone fucked 'up, and now I'm late.
Wonder why it didn't get found? It probably crawled somewhere to die, poor thing.