When I was a youngster, I was really bad at gaming. On occasion, I got so frustrated that I would just try to kill my character as fast as possible or in the most original way possible. That's why I was so impressed with this new record for lowest score achieved through the entire Mario game. It takes bad playing to a whole new level.
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Here's the full breakdown of the 600 points he does collect:
1-1: flagpole, 100
4-1: flagpole, 100
8-1: Goomba has to be stomped at one point in order to avoid collecting two coins, 100. Flagpole, 100.
8-2: flagpole, 100
8-3: flagpole, 100
Total: 600, only 100 of which can be considered "voluntary" in any way.