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The Norwegian Coastal Express cruise on the Hurtigruten from Bergen to Kirkenes is 2600 kilometers and normally takes 134 hours. This version only take five minutes, but you'll have to skip the karioke night. The actual-speed version was aired on Norwegian public TV, which took a week. Link -via The Daily What
I was in Norway when the Hurtigruten show was airing. It was incredible how much time people would sit and watch it. 5 minute version is more my speed.
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