Jellyfish Cause 4 Nuclear Reactor Shutdowns

Actually, the Chinese eat jellyfish. I've had some before and they are delicious.

Probably because humans don't eat jellyfish. If we did, I suspect they'd be endangered, too. We just can't have nice things.

Sea turtles eat jelly fish. Sea turtles are endangered. Why are we surprised that there are more jelly fish?

"scientists still are struggling to figure out why there has been such a large increase in the jellyfish population."
Uh....could it be because there's a NUCLEAR REACTOR there? Jeez, didn't they watch all those crappy sci-fi movies as kids? And what the f*<k ever happened to the less dangerous Thorium reactors?

Y'know, i have, since I was little having to suffer interruptions in my syndicated after-school TV from Three-Mile-Island meltdown reports, always had a visceral reaction to nuclear power plants. Why is this? Because my fucking instinct is impeccable and to be wholly trusted for one, and two.... nuclear power plants are FUCKING INSANE!

In the past 3 months there have been, (not including Clusterfuckishima) around 6 plants in the U.S. and Canada experiencing leakage. Nuclear Power is fucking toxic, and if Nikola Tesla was here today he'd grab his fucking EtherRailgun and walk into the NRC and start making changes.

Humanity's favorite past-time: Suffering ass-violation at the hands of the twisted human garbage making decisions.