Conveniently, Evidence from Bigfoot-Hunting Expo

Stop it--if you roll your eyes too hard you won't be able to read the rest of the post. So the Sanger Paranormal Society had its annual Bigfoot stalk-down and--what are the odds??--the super-elusive Bigfoot they were looking for was kind enough to leave evidence right on a vehicle owned by the society's founder, Jeff Gonzalez.

During the Memorial Day weekend—when society members make their annual Bigfoot-hunting expedition in the Sierra National Forest in California—Gonzalez had to abandon the truck because of snow. Either one or three days later, he returned to the truck and discovered that—lo and behold!!—something had left "stubby fingerprints and smudges," including face marks, all over the windows, like some kind of rude slob. A forensics photographer took some pictures and also some samples for DNA testing.

At a press conference in Fresno the other day, Society members displayed the smudge-picture evidence. They are now either seeking donations to test their DNA samples, or waiting for a DNA lab to volunteer its services. Whichever the case, Gonzalez won't trust the samples with just any old lab:
Previous attempts to analyze potential Bigfoot DNA haven't resulted in anything that could be considered as the scientific find of the ages. That's why Gonzalez is being very careful about who he'll turn over his reported Bigfoot DNA to.
"We need somebody to come forward to take this DNA and get it mapped," he told AOL. "Since nobody knows what a Bigfoot is, there's no available DNA for it. But by testing this DNA, by process of elimination we can find out if it was a bear, gorilla, baboon or something else.

I can hardly wait to find out if it was really Bigfoot! Also, the truck was full of food and the area in which it was abandoned is home to bears. But I'm pretty sure these Sanger guys are onto something.

Link | Image: Universal Pictures

Those photos are awesome. The face smudge looks like a bear face. The hand smudge looks like a bear paw.

You know what this means, right? Clearly, Bigfoot looks like a bear! And to think it's been staring us in the face this whole time!

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I'm glad to see he's starting by ruling out some of the likely explainations, that it was a baboon or gorilla (?)

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When he says he won't just trust it to any old lab, what he presumably means is that he won't trust the testing to any lab who are likely to come back with an inconvenient (for him) result. Or to put it another way he doesn't want anybody telling him this earth shattering scientific discovery was actually left behind by a bear.