Artist Statement Generator

Quick! We have to get the sculpture to the exhibition hall! There's no time to formulate our aesthetic rationale into a coherent philosophical statement. Just use this artist statement generator to come up with stuff like this:

My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and multimedia experiences.

With influences as diverse as Derrida and Frida Kahlo, new combinations are crafted from both traditional and modern meanings.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of relationships. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corrupted into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new understanding.

As shifting phenomena become clarified through diligent and personal practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the inaccuracies of our era.

http://10k.aneventapart.com/Uploads/262/# -via American Digest | Photo: San Francisco Museum of Art

I went there, but I couldn't generate any arty bollocks. I'll have to try from home.

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It worked for me. Looks like a useful tool. I can't wait to go home and tell my wife that, "Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of relationships. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of lust, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the possibility of a new understanding."

She says I never listen to her. I'll let think about that one for a while. Then I'll have the website generate another.

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I always crack up when I hear artists say stuff like this. Not because I don't enjoy modern art, but because they really do seem to be using some kind of random generator to produce BS for their work.

I couldn't get it to work either. I will try again in the future, because I think I could really enjoy this link.

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