I guess that's a dumb question. Of course you would! So, anticipating this widespread desire, Del Monte created a Hasselhoff-shaped popsicle for National Ice Cream Month. It's called the Hoffsicle.
Truly, we live in age of wonders. Link -via Vodkapundit | Photo: Del Monte
Hoff looks like he's still having fun with life but he's also at a point where he's at risk of crossing the line into Joan Rivers-Carrot Top land. Stop Hoff, before it's too late!
I'll wait for the Pamela Anderson (circa 1990) pushup pop.
It's the same reason when Canadian's become well-known south of the border Canadian citizens have to make a big deal out of it. By identifying themselves as "Canadian" and identifying the other as "Canadian" they perceive a commonality which transfers their self-worth onto the other.
That is an inaccurate resemblence; Hasselhoff has a big beer belly and that popsicle is ripped.