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Karl Stefanovic, an Australian newscaster, got a chance to sit down and talk with the Dalai Lama. Naturally, he took the opportunity to tell the Dalai Lama a Buddhism joke. At least, Buddhism as it is popularly understood in the West -- your own theological mileage may vary. Watch and see how well it went over.
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Then the pizza man made him an everything pizza and the Dalai Lama handed him a large bill. After putting the money into the register and closing the drawer, the Lama asked "Can I have my change?" to which the Pizza man said "Change comes from within."
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