Hippo Potty Mouth

I'd actually like to get this shirt because I never swear (beyond TV-14), and I don't like swearing. Not because I find it offensive, but because I feel it's really lame and a cheap method to get your point across as opposed to using more colorful and witty vocabulary.

Also, I find bleeping out words a lot more hilarious because it removes the blatant obvious but still leaves in the humor, maybe even adding a little ambiguity for funsies.