Man Goes Home Somewhere Else

According to police, Mark C. Sirben of Spring Hill, Florida, was so drunk that he went home, made himself a snack, and passed out on the couch. But it wasn't his home. It wasn't even in Spring Hill -the home was in Palm Harbor! The sleeping woman who actually lived there heard someone coughing in the middle of the night.

The woman went to investigate and found Sirben asleep on her couch. She woke up her husband, who went to the living room and confronted Sirben. Sirben argued with the husband, telling him that he lived there, before he passed out again.

"They had no idea who this guy was," said Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda.

When a deputy arrived, Sirben was still asleep on the couch with a plate of food at his side. The couple said Sirben must have cooked something for himself before he fell asleep.

They found food in a frying pan they had not prepared. Sirben, who has a record of DUI convictions, was jailed for trespassing and criminal mischief. Link -via Arbroath

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I'd be more concerned about the fact that a drunk dude could make a snack in the middle of the night and no one in the house heard him.

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I lived on the 6th floor of an apartment building in Victoria, B.C. and one night I failed to lock the door after coming home (with my father). Later that night a drunk man stumbled through the door and made a mad dash for the bathroom where he began vomitting. My father and I were confused and alarmed and asked the man what he was doing. Well, the man looked at us equally alarmed and confused and shouted "What are you doing in my apartment?"

Strange, but we sorted out the confusion, the man went home to another building down the street and that was the end of it. I suppose we could have called the cops...