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Due to his fashion choices, a beer thief in Florida got away, but not with the beer:
Surveillance video shows a man rushing from the EZ food store in Lake Wales, trying to steal two cases of beer.
But his pants were too droopy, he tripped, and the beer went everywhere.
He jumped into the back of a Chevy Malibu and the driver took off.
Link via Lowering the Bar
Laughing so hard right now. What an idiot.
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