New Beard Style: The Monkeytail - Neatorama

Is this brilliant or stupid? Or is the brilliance such that it is indistinguishable from stupidity? Should we force Alex to grow one? Let us ponder these issues.

Link via Geekologie | Photo: The Monkey Tail

Ewwww.

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It's clever because it's unexpected, but I think the striped dye job is a bit much.

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it's hilarious. Might catch on!

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I think Brendon Walsh made a joke about shaving your beard like that on last weeks John Oliver's New York Stand up Show. If he did, this is kind of depressing.

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Hmm, Kind of fibonacci. If it was perfectly sequenced I wonder what it would look like.

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I think it's adorable.

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One wonders how many bananas this gentleman will end up with.

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What type of jackass wants to look like a monkey's tail?

De-evolution at it's finest.

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Um.......... "So, your ear is a butthole?"

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-If you don't grow this stash, yer gay.

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Right under the tale you find an a3421ole...

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i love it! fun facial hair...who'd thought?

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Experiment! Have Alex try it, and have John as the control group. Then, see who gets more positive attention!

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Next time I have a shave I'm definitely going to try this. Whether I take a step outside the door is another matter!

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Darn these Asian genes! I can't grow facial hair if my life depended on it :)

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Truly original. I have never seen that before. The stripes totally make it monkey.

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The concept is brilliant, but it looks completely stupid.

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I'm starting that Monkeytail as of RIGHT NOW! That is one AWESOME beard! Best. Beard. Ever!

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Wunderland Herrenman asymmetric beard?
+5 interwebs to the first who knows what
that means.....

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Since Neatorama didn't give us credit and these photos are proprietary, we want to encourage you all the check out the website at http://www.themonkeytail.com and submit your pics to us. To all who think that we're douchebag hipsters, you couldn't be more right. We love you, Sincerely, TheMonkeytai.com

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So a shaving accident that makes you look like you're sniffing a monkey's tail becomes a douchey hipster fad?? Where are the other 3 horsemen?

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Texlenin: I was going to make a Larry Niven Known Space assymetrical beard reference, but you beat me to it. So I'll just have to take solace in my +5 interwebs.

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>> To all who think that we're douchebag hipsters, you couldn't be more right.

Hipster alert!

In any case, duly noted. My notes are getting more comprehensive, and weirder.

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I didn't think I could hate facial hair (and douche-bag hipsters) more than I already did. It seems I was mistaken.

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Or maybe only hipsters get hipster sarcasm.

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Only good looking young guys can get away with this, the rest will only look stupid.

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That doesn't look cool, it looks weird. Hmmmm...

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Weird.

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Ya, it's stupid! Stooped monkey!

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