The baby duck is definitely winning. In fact, he's toying with the dog, as though pushing him around takes no real effort. Com'on dog, your ancestors were wolves. Man up.
@Vonskippy - yappy ass dogs are good for other things too. I run a business here in California for people who want all the benefits of owning a dog but can't (for whatever reasons) own one. For $80 a month I'll come over to your house twice a week and spread dog cr*p all over your back yard.
But the duck's ancestors were Pterodactyls, I think that's a bit more terrifying than wolves. At least wolves can't silently swoop down and rip out your jugular! You'd hear a wolf coming!
Well maybe this chick thinks rover is her/his parent.
I'll never understand the allure of a yappy ass dog.