Would you like to smell like an orc? You're most of the way already, but let's finish you off with this new scent from Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs. The company describes it as "Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver." It's one of several scents based on D&D races, character classes, and alignments. Oh, they don't call it D&D, of course, but that's the obvious inspiration.
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I can understand most of them,Dwarves are all tough and Elves are probably famous for smelling nice but who wants to smell like a half orc!?!!?!!?
Dungeons Dragons
I'd rather avoid the evil one, not being a fan of tobacco.